Fathers of Flowers

"My life is very happy and full. I keep track of it with pockets of paper." - HGD

The following is the written accounts of a white trash poly-pan kinky witch-hippie, and our rehab into mindfulness.

This journal is used by many members of the D.I.D. multi-systems of Le Rouge Sublet, Le Petite Rouge, House of M, and others

Current Fronter: Leigh
octobertryst: rottenweiler: i know that the bicycle thing is probably being used as a euphemism for “he sleeps with a lot of people” but all i could imagine at first was going on a date with a really attractive, intelligent man, and you get super attached to him but then one day when you finally go back to his house after dinner you unzip his pants or unbutton his shirt and suddenly all of his clothes fall off and he’s a bike. literally a bike. he clatters to the ground with a cling and a clang and you stand there in the living room, staring at a bike on the ground, and you think, why does this always happen to me Hey,  might summon the devil at home, but at least I’m not a bicycle. I don’t think this chart aptly describes getting to know me at all! … 8D!

octobertryst:

rottenweiler:

i know that the bicycle thing is probably being used as a euphemism for “he sleeps with a lot of people” but all i could imagine at first was going on a date with a really attractive, intelligent man, and you get super attached to him but then one day when you finally go back to his house after dinner you unzip his pants or unbutton his shirt and suddenly all of his clothes fall off and he’s a bike. literally a bike. he clatters to the ground with a cling and a clang and you stand there in the living room, staring at a bike on the ground, and you think, why does this always happen to me

Hey,  might summon the devil at home, but at least I’m not a bicycle.

I don’t think this chart aptly describes getting to know me at all!

… 8D!

(Source: andaliteticklefight, via hareteeth)

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